♡ Rita!

The simplest way to secure yourself a place in this Scion’s heart after all she’s done and seen is to make her laugh–or, failing that, at least smile. She’s fond of puns, clever wordplay, dirty jokes, and exaggerated impressions of people she hates; if you really want to make her laugh so hard she turns purple and falls off her chair wheezing, share a crass joke about the people currently upholding the power structure of wherever you’re from. Especially if it involves metaphorical weaponry.

“I heard Evrard once punched nobles from five different houses in a single day for being pompous arses towards other people. He was quietly bailed out later by a different noble who secretly approved.”

“It was only two nobles, and quite frankly I found that a stern look served to quell their rudeness quite nicely.”

Evrard will punch, but he prefers that to be his last resort; as a priest, he rarely needed to. Even now that he’s an adventurer, he’s probably the only RDM who actually makes use of Tether.